I like backing up my tweets here, because my website is way less annoying that Twitter. Infinite scroll my ass.
TWEETDECK FOR ANDROID DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE! GRAGH!
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 25, 2013
I’m still pissed off about this. Tweetdeck was my favourite Twitter app. It was lightweight, fast and it didn’t have any stupid nonsense like sponsored posts. The only app I get madder about is the death of Google Reader.
When I am in charge, we will have a scouring pad that is only for mugs. #dishwashing #cleanliness #petpeeves #foodparticles #iuseamugfortea
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 31, 2013
Seriously, it can’t be sanitary to be wiping something imbued with rotten meat chunks all over a cup.
They subtitle British accents on American TV, but I think that if you can't understand a British accent, you probably can't read either.
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) August 5, 2013
Then again, I can’t understand many southern American accents.
Facebook is starting to seem like Silent Hill; The only people that haven't evacuated yet are the religious cultists and the monsters.
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) August 6, 2013
Does everyone’s mom count as a monster?
I don't think that cinnamon rolls should have raisins in them. NO baked goods should have raisins in them. #ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) August 8, 2013
Just stop putting rotten fruit in everything. It just makes things horrible.
Wait… Does Comic Serif exist?
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) August 29, 2013
Comic Serif does exist. I have gazed upon its hideousness.
Having pushed energy drinks as far as they can go, they are now making chill-out drinks with melatonin. Awesome! Mix'em with alcohol, kids!
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) September 20, 2013
Enjoy your forever sleep, kiddoes.
I don't understand Trapper Keepers. Why not use a binder? Did paper with holes not exist yet?
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) September 22, 2013
Can somebody for the 80s please explain this to me? Trapper Keepers just seem to over-complicate everything.
Cheese sauce: it's either water or tar. There is no middle ground. #food #dairy #cooking #fail
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) October 31, 2013
I picked the spoon up and the bowl came with it.
Tweeznax is coming! Tweeznax is coming! Make way for the Lapicnirp Namrehs!
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) November 3, 2013
If you know what this is a reference to, you win one entire internet.
Done for now.