20 Litres and a Pound of Butter up a Hill

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So I go to the store and I get myself 8 bottles of pop, a jug of milk and stick of butter. The checkout girl and the manager were all like, “Are you sure that you don’t want any help with that?” and I was all like, “Nah, I got this.”

And so, I grabbed all my bags, waltzed on out of the store and carried it all up the steep hill to the house.

My refusal to give in to the convenience of a granny cart has resulted in the formation of giant scary muscles in my arms.

I’m going to use my awesome muscles to punch stuff and commit supervillanry.

This Energy Drink is Doing Nothing for Me

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I drank all 473 mL of this energy drink jazz and I ain’t got any more energy than I had a few minutes ago.

I think this might be a crock.

What are taurine and guarana anyway?

So very, very tired. Woke up at 6AM, don’t ya know.

Maybe I should just take up drinking coffee. Buy me some $10 dirty boot water from the Starbucks.

I wish that I was capable of photosynthesis. Wouldn’t help me much right now, seeing as it’s night and all. I could get a sun lamp though.

I bought some energy gum one time at a gas station in the United States. It gave me a rapid heart beat. It also tasted horrible. You can buy a lot of weird stuff in gas stations.

Sleepy.

I hear that trepanation can give you more energy. I should try that. Where’s my drill?

I rest my eyes and then it will be all over.

I dreamt about two giant red beetles creaking all over my room the other night. I hope that doesn’t happen again.

Weird Stuff on My New Composition Book

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I got two new composition books today and one of them has this written on it in tiny print:

COGNITIVE-BEHAVIORAL INTERVENTIONS HAVE ALSO BEEN SHOWN TO HAVE A

ACHIEVEMENT. INTERVENTIONS SUCH AS SELF-INSTRUCTIONAL

IN LOOKING AT PROBANDS OF PARENTS, BIEDERMAN ET AL. (1993) ALSO
CONCLUDE ADHD AND LEARNING DISABILITIES ARE INDEPENDENT, AND
RATHER DUE TO RANDOM MATING, THEREFORE NOT ETIOLOGICALLY
DEPENDENT. OTHER RESEARCHERS CLAIM THE INTELLECTUAL DEFICIT LIES
IN PHYSIOLOGICAL ANOMALIES. MORE SPECIFICALLY, IMBALANCE IN THE

IN LOOKING AT PROBANDS OF PARENTS, BIEDERMAN ET AL. (1993) ALSO
CONCLUDE ADHD AND LEARNING DISABILITIES ARE INDEPENDENT, AND

IN LOOKING AT PROBANDS OF PARENTS, BIEDERMAN ET AL. (1993) ALSO
CONCLUDE ADHD AND LEARNING DISABILITIES ARE INDEPENDENT, AND

So, yeah, my new notebook has bits of a paper on learning disabilities hidden in the art. That’s… special.

Well, I’m Back

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I haven’t really written anything here in a long while. I’m sorry to the two people that follow this blog, but I’m moreso sorry to myself. I quite enjoy writing. It helps me come up with new ideas and helps me unwind.

Anyhoo…

Like the new site design? I think that maybe the fonts are too big. It looks like it is designed for people that can’t see so well. Why don’t I fix it you ask? Because, something something aging baby boomers something something demographics.

I’ve done a whole thing with the different categories being on different subdomains. I’m not so sure that was a good idea. It does prevent this problem I was having with category hierarchy conflicts though.

So, have a look around my confusing blog and try to find the hidden treasures contained therein.

I’m tired of writing now. Good Bye.