I drank all 473 mL of this energy drink jazz and I ain’t got any more energy than I had a few minutes ago.
I think this might be a crock.
What are taurine and guarana anyway?
So very, very tired. Woke up at 6AM, don’t ya know.
Maybe I should just take up drinking coffee. Buy me some $10 dirty boot water from the Starbucks.
I wish that I was capable of photosynthesis. Wouldn’t help me much right now, seeing as it’s night and all. I could get a sun lamp though.
I bought some energy gum one time at a gas station in the United States. It gave me a rapid heart beat. It also tasted horrible. You can buy a lot of weird stuff in gas stations.
I hear that trepanation can give you more energy. I should try that. Where’s my drill?
I rest my eyes and then it will be all over.
I dreamt about two giant red beetles creaking all over my room the other night. I hope that doesn’t happen again.