Here are some ways I have screwed up food:
- Added cinnamon instead of chili powder to roasted tomatoes
- Charred the outside of a hamburger while keeping the inside completely raw (a million times)
- Had a chicken disintegrate in the slow cooker
- Always burn things instead of caramelizing them
- Microwaved bread
- Burnt rice to the bottom of the pot
- Added too much garlic to everything
- Over-stirred various batters
- Under-stirred various batters
- Confused baking powder with baking soda
- A mosquito landed in my drink and I drank it anyway
- Stuck things to every non-stick surface
- Set fire to some spiked coffee
- Put things in the fridge instead of the freezer
- Burnt my elbow
- Got various spices in my eyes
- Ate the cheese paper