It snowed a lot.
Like, it totally snowed everywhere, man. It snowed in the streets. It snowed on the roofs. It snowed in the fields.
How can our government allow this?
How can we hope to live normal lives when we’re constantly besieged from all sides by frozen water?
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW AGAINST SNOW!
The roads got covered in snow. We should put all the roads underground, where they’ll be safe.
SOMEONE DECLARE A STATE OF EMERGENCY!
SOMEONE CALL IN THE ARMY!
I have broken all my furniture down into kindling. When the snow comes for me, I’ll be ready for it.
What if the road to the Walmart gets closed? Where will I get the energy drinks that I need to survive!?
My feet were cold. I had to wear two sets of socks.
Wear a hat? But. But. But. HAT HAIR!
My dog was buried in the snow. I suppose I will see him again in the Spring.
Black ice. White ice. Can’t all the ice just get along?
I had to use a shovel to dig my way out. Manual labour in this day and age? The can make bacon mayonnaise technology, but they can’t give me snow-shovelling robot?
I look silly in these snow pants.
AND THIS HAPPENS EVERY SINGLE YEAR!